Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

On the sexual habits of tribbles

Dan: That thing on Scotty's desk is a tribble condom.

On Matthew Broderick

Dan: I accidentally saw 4 minutes of the Inspector Gadget movie.

Protection, or lack thereof

Scotty: I like to go out into the world unprotected.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Band Name #005

Prison Poll

Detained but not Arrested
Past Arrest
Arrest Count Zero

Monday, March 16, 2009


Todd: The only thing mayonnaise belongs on is the bottom of my garbage can.

Band Name #004

Only With WinZip

Previous (backdated) entries:

#001: Moss Helmet
#002: Gelatinous Curios
#003: Threatened By Viruses

Explanation: Quite frequently, phrases which would make excellent band names/album titles/song titles arise during daily conversation. I'm going to start logging them here.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Inner Peace

Al: Perhaps I'll become a Buddhist monk. and eat rice. and uh... rice.

Dave: Keep in mind the Dalai Lama drives a ferrari.

Al: How do you expect him to achieve inner peace without a luxury sports car???