Monday, April 27, 2009

On The Matrix Reloaded

Al: I didn't really like the 2nd movie. (Matrix Reloaded)

Scotty: Are you kidding me?! The Wrath of Khan was the greatest movie of the series!!

Monday, April 13, 2009

Band Name #008

Find A Bigger Screwdriver

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Band Name #007

They Used To Tour With Venom

Band Name #006


Tuesday, March 24, 2009

On the sexual habits of tribbles

Dan: That thing on Scotty's desk is a tribble condom.

On Matthew Broderick

Dan: I accidentally saw 4 minutes of the Inspector Gadget movie.

Protection, or lack thereof

Scotty: I like to go out into the world unprotected.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Band Name #005

Prison Poll

Detained but not Arrested
Past Arrest
Arrest Count Zero

Monday, March 16, 2009


Todd: The only thing mayonnaise belongs on is the bottom of my garbage can.

Band Name #004

Only With WinZip

Previous (backdated) entries:

#001: Moss Helmet
#002: Gelatinous Curios
#003: Threatened By Viruses

Explanation: Quite frequently, phrases which would make excellent band names/album titles/song titles arise during daily conversation. I'm going to start logging them here.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Inner Peace

Al: Perhaps I'll become a Buddhist monk. and eat rice. and uh... rice.

Dave: Keep in mind the Dalai Lama drives a ferrari.

Al: How do you expect him to achieve inner peace without a luxury sports car???

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

The way to Scotty's heart

Kelly (to Scotty): I could do it myself, but I want you to do it for me because you have such pretty hair.

Al: The way to Scotty's heart is through his hair.