Top 10 Songs That Shouldn't Remind You Of Your Mom

10. Maneater by Hall & Oates
9. South of Heaven by Slayer
8. Roxanne by The Police
7. Living Dead Girl by Rob Zombie
6. Sweetest Taboo by Sade
5. Three by Britney Spears
4. Hot for Teacher by Van Halen
3. What's Your Fantasy by Ludacris
2. Candy Shop by 50 Cent
1. Let's Get It On by Marvin Gaye

On The Matrix Reloaded

Al: I didn't really like the 2nd movie. (Matrix Reloaded)

Scotty: Are you kidding me?! The Wrath of Khan was the greatest movie of the series!!

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Find A Bigger Screwdriver

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They Used To Tour With Venom

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Urinalsplosion

On the sexual habits of tribbles

Dan: That thing on Scotty's desk is a tribble condom.

On Matthew Broderick

Dan: I accidentally saw 4 minutes of the Inspector Gadget movie.