tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9814098537371205242011-07-17T22:48:48.000-07:00Al B.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13757704349947921138noreply@blogger.comBlogger131100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981409853737120524.post-30411388165773868502011-03-02T12:04:00.000-08:002011-03-02T12:04:35.346-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">10. Maneater by Hall &amp; Oates<br />9. South of Heaven by Slayer<br />8. Roxanne by The Police<br />7. Living Dead Girl by Rob Zombie<br />6. Sweetest Taboo by Sade<br />5. Three by Britney Spears<br />4. Hot for Teacher by Van Halen<br />3. What's Your Fantasy by Ludacris<br />2. Candy Shop by 50 Cent<br />1. Let's Get It On by Marvin Gaye</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/981409853737120524-3041138816577386850?l=tssfo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Al B.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13757704349947921138noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981409853737120524.post-16031746327647937252009-04-27T12:34:00.000-07:002009-04-27T12:39:24.071-07:00Al: I didn't really like the 2nd movie. (Matrix Reloaded)<br /><br />Scotty: Are you kidding me?! The Wrath of Khan was the greatest movie of the series!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/981409853737120524-1603174632764793725?l=tssfo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Al B.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13757704349947921138noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981409853737120524.post-14042684535495112852009-04-13T12:39:00.000-07:002009-04-13T12:40:13.461-07:00<span style="font-style: italic;">Find A Bigger Screwdriver</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/981409853737120524-1404268453549511285?l=tssfo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Al B.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13757704349947921138noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981409853737120524.post-38817550491984049582009-03-25T12:57:00.001-07:002009-04-13T12:40:36.560-07:00<span style="font-style: italic;">They Used To Tour With Venom</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/981409853737120524-3881755049198404958?l=tssfo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Al B.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13757704349947921138noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981409853737120524.post-31685118111549020352009-03-25T12:19:00.000-07:002009-04-13T12:40:49.185-07:00<span style="font-style: italic;">Urinalsplosion</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/981409853737120524-3168511811154902035?l=tssfo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Al B.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13757704349947921138noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981409853737120524.post-3673263194701422602009-03-24T16:38:00.001-07:002009-03-24T16:38:50.688-07:00Dan: That thing on Scotty's desk is a tribble condom.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/981409853737120524-367326319470142260?l=tssfo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Al B.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13757704349947921138noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981409853737120524.post-33711762789745264152009-03-24T16:37:00.003-07:002009-03-24T16:37:46.853-07:00Dan: I accidentally saw 4 minutes of the Inspector Gadget movie.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/981409853737120524-3371176278974526415?l=tssfo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Al B.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13757704349947921138noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981409853737120524.post-9791426980571154182009-03-24T09:49:00.001-07:002009-03-24T09:50:19.997-07:00Scotty: I like to go out into the world unprotected.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/981409853737120524-979142698057115418?l=tssfo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Al B.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13757704349947921138noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981409853737120524.post-75900489377792198712009-03-18T16:15:00.001-07:002009-04-13T12:41:43.665-07:00<span style="font-style: italic;">Prison Poll</span><br /><br />Alternates:<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Detained but not Arrested</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Past Arrest</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Arrest Count Zero</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/981409853737120524-7590048937779219871?l=tssfo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Al B.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13757704349947921138noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981409853737120524.post-6038444611718362682009-03-16T14:00:00.000-07:002009-03-16T14:01:19.199-07:00Todd: The only thing mayonnaise belongs on is the bottom of my garbage can.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/981409853737120524-603844461171836268?l=tssfo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Al B.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13757704349947921138noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981409853737120524.post-35664389428232882782009-03-16T11:58:00.000-07:002009-04-13T12:42:49.676-07:00<span style="font-style: italic;">Only With WinZip</span><br /><br />Previous (backdated) entries:<br /><br />#001: <span style="font-style: italic;">Moss Helmet</span><br />#002: <span style="font-style: italic;">Gelatinous Curios</span><br />#003: <span style="font-style: italic;">Threatened By Viruses<br /><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:78%;" >Explanation: Quite frequently, phrases which would make excellent band names/album titles/song titles arise during daily conversation. I'm going to start logging them here.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/981409853737120524-3566438942823288278?l=tssfo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Al B.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13757704349947921138noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981409853737120524.post-38408704234451186962009-03-05T09:34:00.000-08:002009-03-05T09:35:38.474-08:00<span class="kn" dir="ltr">Al: </span><span dir="ltr" id=":54">P</span>erhaps I'll become a Buddhist monk. and eat rice. and uh... rice.<br /><br /><div dir="t" class="km" role="chatMessage" live="assertive"><div class="kk"><span class="kn" dir="ltr">Dave: </span> K<span dir="ltr" id=":4c">eep in mind the Dalai Lama drives a ferrari.<br /><br /></span></div></div><div dir="f" class="km" role="chatMessage" live="assertive"><div class="kk">Al<span class="kn" dir="ltr">: </span> H<span dir="ltr" id=":4e">ow do you expect him to achieve inner peace without a luxury sports car???</span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/981409853737120524-3840870423445118696?l=tssfo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Al B.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13757704349947921138noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-981409853737120524.post-90542147606886215012009-02-17T12:39:00.000-08:002009-02-17T12:40:35.932-08:00Kelly (to Scotty): I could do it myself, but I want you to do it for me because you have such pretty hair.<br /><br />Al: The way to Scotty's heart is through his hair.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/981409853737120524-9054214760688621501?l=tssfo.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Al B.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13757704349947921138noreply@blogger.com0